Saturday, March 17, 2007

Madame Zaritska's Reading

I was surfing the web the other day, and I came across a psychic prediction of my baby's gender, size, and hairiness, among other things:

Madame Zaritska's reading
Madame Zaritska, our resident clairvoyant, wants to help you prepare for the arrival of your child. Here she does her best to predict certain aspects of your labor and birth experience.

What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 7 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have hazel eyes and be almost bald.

Get a reading for your baby here.

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